I keep seeing people socially and they are like “Oh, hi, how are you?” and I am gripped by this unseen force which compels me to tell them in detail about my bar study methods, which obviously they care nothing about. Why is that, do you suppose? Although upon further reflection, what they actually say to me is more like “So, you must be enjoying blissful freedom now!” referring to the fact that I graduated. I guess they think bar exams pass themselves. Like kidney stones.