Arrgggh! Noooo! I Don't Want To!!!!

Question of the Day: If you are still looking for a job, what the heck is it you're doing???

In my pit of despair yesterday, I recalled a flyer I got in the mail from Legal Authority. They get no link, since they prey off the weak and downtrodden. I looked into their services. I was horrified to see that it would cost me about $3/firm to do a targeted mailing through them. Now, granted, I'm at the point where I can barely get out of bed in the morning, am boycotting washing my hair until I'm gainfully employed, and burst into tears whenever I think about applying for another job, which I believe puts me squarely in their target demographic, but I'll be damned if I'm paying any $3/firm.

And so, today, I commence Operation Arrgggh! Noooo! I Don't Want To!!!!

Operation ANIDWT Points of Action:

1. Search for jobs on the 7 main job sites I check. (1/2 hour)
   
2. Apply for 1 job found during search. (1/2 hour)
3. Identify 4 firms suitable for targeted mailing. (1/2 hour)
4. Prepare, print, and mail 4 letters to abovementioned firms begging for a job. (1/2 hour)

The Master Plan calls for all of this to happen before 11am every day. That, coupled with the fact that I'm tearing up just thinking about it, makes it very unlikely that this will work. But I'm going to try to force myself to do it this week.