Uncharacteristic Sapiness & Job Luck

I love you guys. You're so relentlessly enthusiastic and optimistic (at least when it comes to other people's luck.) Big sappy internet hugs to all my posters, lurkers, casual readers, and the guy who got here accidentally while he was looking for weird japanese r0pe p0rn. Well... ok not to that last guy. He is welcome to a firm, platonic handshake though. Right after he washes his hands.

I may have mentioned before that my friend V got this monster pink Chanel purse from her apparently insanely wealthy boyfriend for their anniversary this year. She was looking for a job for a long time, then she got the purse, and she found a great new job where she's making about $15k more than her last one (she was getting seriously screwed.) I went out for drinks with her and rubbed the purse for luck. I found a job just a few weeks later. I am now offering you the chance to rub my blog for the residual monster pink Chanel purse job related luck that may be clinging to it even now. One rub to a customer please.