Maybe Justin Timberlake Could Sing It

Is it just me, or does the title to the post below look like some kind of song title?

In semi-related goings on, did anyone else hear that Jordan Knight/Debbie Gibson duet on the radio today? Jordan Knight is my favorite Boston-based minor celebrity, and this is why: My friend saw him at this bar in Iowa once, and he slammed like 6 warm Miller Lites before he got on stage, sang the entirety of the New Kids on the Block greatest hits - all the parts, even the high parts - and - AND - had one of the plastic action figures of himself which he had conversations with throughout the show. I've got big plans to have Jordan Knight perform at my wedding after-after party. My guess is he'll do it for like $100 and a case of beer. Although this new album throws a bit of a monkey in my wrench. I'll have to wait for the waves of wild success to die down.