Actually, I'm Vegetarian

So I've been doing the Weight Watchers thing because my body seemed rather inclined to hold on to the extra flesh I acquired during my If-It's-Salty-I'll-Dip-It-In-Fat-And-Eat-It bar exam days, despite the fact that I no longer dine exclusively on Coke, Babybel cheese, and Chex mix.

I'm doing this online only because, frankly, I'm scared the bigger ladies might yell at me if I tried to go to a meeting, since I'm only trying to lose like 10lbs.

I noticed on the WW message boards that they have this saying - "nothing tastes as good as being thin feels." That's the biggest load of crap. I've been thinking about it, and I can think of about 100 things that taste better than being thin, including, but not limited to:

1. the totally awesome corn pudding I had two weeks ago
2. salty things when you have PMS
3. cashews
4. any food you didn't have to cook yourself on a weeknight
5. mayonnaise
6. Coke
7. pizza
8. pina coladas
9. cupcakes
10. kittens

Er..wait...scratch that last one. Although kittens do belong on my Things That Make Me Happy list, along with everything else I listed. And I'm sure they would taste fantastic lightly salted and dipped in mayonnaise. Mmm...kittens...

God can you tell it's lunch time?