Anyhoo

After slogging through Civ Pro for three miserable days, everything else seems positively easy. I got through all of Federal Jurisdiction with a mild feeling of "I can remember this" in just four hours. Could be because the Federal Rules don't involve as many stupid archaic details like:

"In order to file your complaint, you must thrice chase the chief justice 'round the court house, moving only widdershins. He shall be riding an ox and you may wear nothing but donkey skin gloves. If you can catch him, your complaint is filed. Otherwise you have 10 days to file by certified mail, return receipt requested."

That's the Mass rule, cross my heart and hope to die (before the 26th - please oh please).